Average Joe

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I have always winced at the thought of online dating… but in the name of open-mindedness, f*** it. After being thoroughly disappointed in the trashy bar nightlife, I have come to the conclusion that meeting people here might not be the worst idea. So, here goes… Despite being very busy, I make it a point to find the time for doing the things I like and spending the time with people who I care about. I like people who have brains, humor and wit, spunk, self-confidence (not narcissism), resilience, strength of character, a willingness to learn and be taught (humility), those who have been through some sh-t in life and pushed through it (I am not going to make your lemonade for you). So, if you are the type that will have my back when the Zombie Apocalypse hits, lets get to know each other!

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

Average

My Height Is

5' 6 (1.68 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Divorced

I Have Kids

Yes - Sometimes At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Legs

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Municipal / Law Enforcement

My Job Title Is

Fire Investigator

I Make This Much In A Year

$75,000USD To $99,999USD

I Live

With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Jock

My Social Behavior Is

Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Fire Starter

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Camping, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Learning, Movies, Photography, Sports, Theater, Volunteering

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

I can say what my first date nightmares are:

1) Going out to a movie - I want to get to know you, sit silently by and ogle you!

2) Bar or nightclub -yelling tacky pick-up lines in each other’s ear.

So, out side of meeting in dark ally with serial killer music playing in the background, I'm open.

I've Always Wanted To Try

Sky Diving, Ride a Bull (not going to happen), Travel to a third world country and help developing villages.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Goofy

My Religion Is

Other

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

Retire and spend my days and nights in the company of someone I love.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Country, Metal, Pop, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Fiction, Science Fiction

My Idea Of Fun Is

Being happy in what ever I do.be that alone or with my friends, I am in a happy place.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Wit

What Do You Look For?

It's hard to say what I look for. I don't like putting limits on who I might like. I have great friends the have vastly different lives.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date