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OneLeggedWonder
Wichita, Kansas | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English
I Would Describe Myself As
Easy to get to know but my sense of humor is often mistaken for being rude at times as I'm rather sarcastic (very). Even those that know me well aren't sure at times if I'm always kidding or not which I find odd given that my intent is rarely if ever to be rude.
Sign
Gemini
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Athletic
My Height Is
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Separated
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Chest
My Hair Is
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Job Title Is
Get to know me. Same with Salary.
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
No
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Dining, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Theater, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Going To A Casino, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be
This would depend on the connection prior to the date, wholly. Some first dates are much more intimate than others. Some are adventurous, some entertaining. This simply isn't a "one size fits all" and if it were I'd open a company and start selling them... Let's chat about it instead.
I've Always Wanted To Try
Snowboarding. It blows my mind that I haven't yet. I just haven't made time for this and as much as I've traveled I'm knocking this out soon.
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, A Flirt
Views
My Goal In Life Is
Is to not talk about religion and politics online.
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rap, Rock, Pop, Soul, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read
News, Business, Computers, Fiction, Philosophy, Satire, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is
Completing this form.
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Soulmates and love are like remote controls, or better yet, car keys. When you've lost them and are looking for them you can't seem to find them anywhere. They're not under the cushion, nor under the couch... you're looking everywhere in the house and running late to meet your date. You finally settle in and call your friends telling them you can't find your keys, you had them when you got home from the store and can't find them anywhere and you're going to be late. So you take a deep breath, open up the fridge to grab something to drink and relax and as you reach for that beer or wine you bought earlier, there they are... in the least place you'd expect them to be.
Moral of the story: Don't lose your car keys :)
And, I don't think people find a soulmate by looking for one. I believe it just happens when it happens...
Moral of the story: Don't lose your car keys :)
And, I don't think people find a soulmate by looking for one. I believe it just happens when it happens...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter