Short..Fat & Funny xx

Jeg taler

Engelsk, Græsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

Well the honest to goodness truth is am I am short, I am fat and I'm hilarious or so I think.... The 2nd honest to goodness truth is I'm only looking for a companion (for now), I know this is allegedly a dating site, which i'm not against after the initial companion stage lol I have bi-lateral vocal paralysis, my vocal cords, neck muscles are paralysed, it means i talk in a whisper almost, as you get to know me it appears louder and louder....or so I'm told lol Now i realise if just made myself sound stunning, hard to understand why I'm single lol, no use pretending. I've been fat/thin/chubby/fat/rubenesque/fat, not healthy i know and most probably contributed to my devil dance. I like to keep myself busy, I attend the gym (not that i can do much but it gives my heart a good workout), love pottering around the garden and absolutely love catching up with family/friends. I love art galleries, museums, weekends away, short and long, meals out, meals in, going to the pictures, I love to draw/paint, read, DIY, walking with the dog, the beach, the list goes on and on and on. I have a fantastic daughter, surrounded by (nosy, supportive, interfering) family & have the best group of friends a gal can ask for, I'm very lucky. I'm ready to dip my toe back in the dating pool...slowly lol....Gentlemen to the right and idiots to the left please xxxxx? Please attach a picture to your messages xx If I've looked at your profile more than once, I'm not hitting on you, I've just forgotten I've looked before x

Underskriv

Kræft

Min kropstype er

Kurvet

Min højde er

157 cm

Mine øjne er

Blå

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Enke

Jeg har børn

Ja - hjemme

Kropsudsmykning

Piercet... Men kun øre(r)

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Kat, Hund

Villig til at flytte

Ja

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsgrad

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Pensioneret

Jeg bor

Med børn

Hjemme

Nogle gange er det vildt

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

I gymnasiet var jeg

Gennemsnitlig

Min sociale opførsel er

Observerende, Venlig, Flirtende

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Familie, Spise til middag, Læsning, Kunst og håndværk, Sport, Musik, Film, Internet, Teater, Rejser, Madlavning, Havearbejde

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Gå på museum

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, En flirt

Min religion er

Ikke religiøs

Mit mål i livet er

Live,love & be happy x

Min form for humor er

Tør / sarkastisk

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Morsom, Flirtende, Spontanitet, Skaldethed, Empati, Dygtighed, Humor, Flot udseende, Omtanke, Intelligens