Short..Fat & Funny xx

I Can Speak

English, Greek

I Would Describe Myself As

Well the honest to goodness truth is am I am short, I am fat and I'm hilarious or so I think.... The 2nd honest to goodness truth is I'm only looking for a companion (for now), I know this is allegedly a dating site, which i'm not against after the initial companion stage lol I have bi-lateral vocal paralysis, my vocal cords, neck muscles are paralysed, it means i talk in a whisper almost, as you get to know me it appears louder and louder....or so I'm told lol Now i realise if just made myself sound stunning, hard to understand why I'm single lol, no use pretending. I've been fat/thin/chubby/fat/rubenesque/fat, not healthy i know and most probably contributed to my devil dance. I like to keep myself busy, I attend the gym (not that i can do much but it gives my heart a good workout), love pottering around the garden and absolutely love catching up with family/friends. I love art galleries, museums, weekends away, short and long, meals out, meals in, going to the pictures, I love to draw/paint, read, DIY, walking with the dog, the beach, the list goes on and on and on. I have a fantastic daughter, surrounded by (nosy, supportive, interfering) family & have the best group of friends a gal can ask for, I'm very lucky. I'm ready to dip my toe back in the dating pool...slowly lol....Gentlemen to the right and idiots to the left please xxxxx? Please attach a picture to your messages xx If I've looked at your profile more than once, I'm not hitting on you, I've just forgotten I've looked before x

Sign

Cancer

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 2 (1.57 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Widowed

I Have Kids

Yes - At Home

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s)

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Retired

I Live

With Kid(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Average Joe

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Flirtatious

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Family, Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Music, Movies, Internet, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Going To A Museum

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Not Religious

My Political Views Are

I Don't Like Politics

My Goal In Life Is

Live,love & be happy x

My Kind Of Humor Is

Dry / Sarcastic

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence