There's always money in the banana stand
SocialAssassin86
Dobbs Ferry, New York | Mand Søger en Kvinde
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Jeg taler
Engelsk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
Self-employed paralegal. Self-styled political satirist. Full-time unapologetic dork. Video game addict. Incessant whistler serving as accompaniment to popular song. Animal-admirer. Wheelchair enthusiast. Aspirant to absolute honesty, loyalty, thoughtfulness... pretty much all the qualities that stem from being good and decent. I dual wield piercing wit and soul-crushing sarcasm, and I often employ obscure one-liners from movies when trying to be funny.
I'm looking for someone human.
Someone who knows which TV show my handle is referencing.
Someone who thinks Patton Oswalt's unedited eight-minute ramble in "Parks and Recreation" about what he wanted to see in Star Wars Episode VII is a thing of beauty and should be immortalized in the Library of Congress.
Someone who agrees with taking the soundtracks to Marvel films and injecting popular songs based on where they appear in the movie when customizing a playlist (e.g., putting in AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" as the second track in an Iron Man 2 playlist, despite it not being part of the film score).
Someone who knows what it means to "praise the sun."
Someone who empathizes with my being so bored in Artificial Intelligence class one day that I spent the entire period transcribing the theme to "Neon Genesis Evangelion" into hiragana from memory.
Someone who can state unequivocally that her life was changed the day she first heard "Holy Diver" by Dio.
Someone who, within a week of adopting her dog, resigned as the dog's mom and began calling herself the dog's sister.
Someone who's adept at getting up early and staying up late, all while maintaining an air of uninterrupted prosperity. Bonus points if you don't know much about Cinco de Mayo.
Someone who definitely cried at the end of "Hamilton".
Someone who abhors useless online dating mechanics - winks, likes, favorites, interested ins - and is looking to have a real conversation about something, or everything, or even nothing, in hopes that it'll go somewhere, everywhere, or even Knowhere.
I will find you, even if it means blue’ing myself.
I'm looking for someone human.
Someone who knows which TV show my handle is referencing.
Someone who thinks Patton Oswalt's unedited eight-minute ramble in "Parks and Recreation" about what he wanted to see in Star Wars Episode VII is a thing of beauty and should be immortalized in the Library of Congress.
Someone who agrees with taking the soundtracks to Marvel films and injecting popular songs based on where they appear in the movie when customizing a playlist (e.g., putting in AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" as the second track in an Iron Man 2 playlist, despite it not being part of the film score).
Someone who knows what it means to "praise the sun."
Someone who empathizes with my being so bored in Artificial Intelligence class one day that I spent the entire period transcribing the theme to "Neon Genesis Evangelion" into hiragana from memory.
Someone who can state unequivocally that her life was changed the day she first heard "Holy Diver" by Dio.
Someone who, within a week of adopting her dog, resigned as the dog's mom and began calling herself the dog's sister.
Someone who's adept at getting up early and staying up late, all while maintaining an air of uninterrupted prosperity. Bonus points if you don't know much about Cinco de Mayo.
Someone who definitely cried at the end of "Hamilton".
Someone who abhors useless online dating mechanics - winks, likes, favorites, interested ins - and is looking to have a real conversation about something, or everything, or even nothing, in hopes that it'll go somewhere, everywhere, or even Knowhere.
I will find you, even if it means blue’ing myself.
Underskriv
Skytten
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Gennemsnitlig
Min højde er
152 cm
Mine øjne er
Nøddebrun
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Aldrig gift
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Hår
Kropsudsmykning
Ville ikke engang overveje det
Mit hår er
Brun
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Hund
Villig til at flytte
Nej
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Universitetsuddannet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Selvstændig
Mit speciale er
Jura
Min jobtitel er
paralegal
Jeg bor
Med værelseskammerat(er), Med forældre, Med kæledyr
Hjemme
Alt er roligt
Jeg er ryger
Nej
Jeg drikker
Ja - til fester
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Stille type
Min sociale opførsel er
Reserveret, Genert, Observerende, Asocial, Venlig, Komisk
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Spise til middag, Motion, Læring, Musik, Tv, Film, Internet, Spil, Teater, Computer
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Afslappende, Spille computerspil, Tv, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum
En ideel første date ville være
eating or getting coffee someplace local and/or hanging out at our waterfront in the late afternoon or evening.
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig, Cool, Obskur, Fjollet, En flirt
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Ateist
Jeg deltager i tjenester
En gang om året
Mit mål i livet er
To never again have to fill out one of these profiles.
Min form for humor er
Banal, Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Obskur, Slapstick, Sadistisk
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Morsom, Flirtende, Magt, Spontanitet, Særheder, Skaldethed, Følsomhed, Empati, Dygtighed, Humor, Flot udseende, Omtanke, Intelligens, Passivitet
Hvad leder du efter?
Friend; co-op gamer; cuddle-buddy; life companion.
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Ven, Dato, Intim, Forpligtet, Andet