There's always money in the banana stand
SocialAssassin86
Dobbs Ferry, New York | Homme Cherchant Femme
Informations de base
Je sais parler
Anglais
Je me décrirais comme
Self-employed paralegal. Self-styled political satirist. Full-time unapologetic dork. Video game addict. Incessant whistler serving as accompaniment to popular song. Animal-admirer. Wheelchair enthusiast. Aspirant to absolute honesty, loyalty, thoughtfulness... pretty much all the qualities that stem from being good and decent. I dual wield piercing wit and soul-crushing sarcasm, and I often employ obscure one-liners from movies when trying to be funny.
I'm looking for someone human.
Someone who knows which TV show my handle is referencing.
Someone who thinks Patton Oswalt's unedited eight-minute ramble in "Parks and Recreation" about what he wanted to see in Star Wars Episode VII is a thing of beauty and should be immortalized in the Library of Congress.
Someone who agrees with taking the soundtracks to Marvel films and injecting popular songs based on where they appear in the movie when customizing a playlist (e.g., putting in AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" as the second track in an Iron Man 2 playlist, despite it not being part of the film score).
Someone who knows what it means to "praise the sun."
Someone who empathizes with my being so bored in Artificial Intelligence class one day that I spent the entire period transcribing the theme to "Neon Genesis Evangelion" into hiragana from memory.
Someone who can state unequivocally that her life was changed the day she first heard "Holy Diver" by Dio.
Someone who, within a week of adopting her dog, resigned as the dog's mom and began calling herself the dog's sister.
Someone who's adept at getting up early and staying up late, all while maintaining an air of uninterrupted prosperity. Bonus points if you don't know much about Cinco de Mayo.
Someone who definitely cried at the end of "Hamilton".
Someone who abhors useless online dating mechanics - winks, likes, favorites, interested ins - and is looking to have a real conversation about something, or everything, or even nothing, in hopes that it'll go somewhere, everywhere, or even Knowhere.
I will find you, even if it means blue’ing myself.
I'm looking for someone human.
Someone who knows which TV show my handle is referencing.
Someone who thinks Patton Oswalt's unedited eight-minute ramble in "Parks and Recreation" about what he wanted to see in Star Wars Episode VII is a thing of beauty and should be immortalized in the Library of Congress.
Someone who agrees with taking the soundtracks to Marvel films and injecting popular songs based on where they appear in the movie when customizing a playlist (e.g., putting in AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" as the second track in an Iron Man 2 playlist, despite it not being part of the film score).
Someone who knows what it means to "praise the sun."
Someone who empathizes with my being so bored in Artificial Intelligence class one day that I spent the entire period transcribing the theme to "Neon Genesis Evangelion" into hiragana from memory.
Someone who can state unequivocally that her life was changed the day she first heard "Holy Diver" by Dio.
Someone who, within a week of adopting her dog, resigned as the dog's mom and began calling herself the dog's sister.
Someone who's adept at getting up early and staying up late, all while maintaining an air of uninterrupted prosperity. Bonus points if you don't know much about Cinco de Mayo.
Someone who definitely cried at the end of "Hamilton".
Someone who abhors useless online dating mechanics - winks, likes, favorites, interested ins - and is looking to have a real conversation about something, or everything, or even nothing, in hopes that it'll go somewhere, everywhere, or even Knowhere.
I will find you, even if it means blue’ing myself.
Signe
Sagittaire
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Normale
Ma taille est
5' 0 (1.52 m)
Mes yeux sont
Noisettes
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Jamais été marié/e
J'ai des enfants
Non
Je veux des enfants
Pas sûr/e
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Cheveux
Art Corporel
Même pas envisageable
Mes cheveux sont
Marrons
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Chien
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Non
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Diplôme universitaire
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Auto-entrepreneur
Mon domaine de compétence est
Juridique
Mon titre de fonction est
paralegal
Je vis
En colocation, Avec mes parents, Avec des animaux
Chez moi
C'est plutôt calme
Je fume
Non
Je bois de l'alcool
Oui - socialement
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Calme
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Réservé, Timide, Observateur, Antisocial, Sympa, Comique
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Dîner , Faire de l'exercice, Apprendre, Musique, Télévision, Films, Internet, Jeux, Théâtre, Ordinateurs
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis, Rester à la maison, Faire de nouvelles expériences, Regarder un bon film, Me relaxer, Jouer aux jeux vidéos, Télévision, Aller à un concert, Aller au musée
Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait
eating or getting coffee someplace local and/or hanging out at our waterfront in the late afternoon or evening.
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa, Cool, Obscur/e, Neuneu, Un amour
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma religion c'est
Athée
Je vais à la messe
Une fois par an
Mon but dans la vie c'est
To never again have to fill out one of these profiles.
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Vicelard, Intelligent, Sarcastique, Sympa, Neuneu, Obscur/e, Bouffon, Sadique
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Bon sens, Séduction, Pouvoir, Spontanéité, Etrangeté, Audace, Sensibilité, Empathie, Talents, Humour, Beauté, Délicatesse, Intelligence, Passivité
Que recherchez-vous?
Friend; co-op gamer; cuddle-buddy; life companion.
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Vrai‧e ami‧e, Rendez-vous, Relation intime, Engagement, Autre