There's always money in the banana stand
SocialAssassin86
Dobbs Ferry, New York | Férfi keres Hölgyet
Általános adatok
Idegen nyelvek:
Angol
Leírás
Self-employed paralegal. Self-styled political satirist. Full-time unapologetic dork. Video game addict. Incessant whistler serving as accompaniment to popular song. Animal-admirer. Wheelchair enthusiast. Aspirant to absolute honesty, loyalty, thoughtfulness... pretty much all the qualities that stem from being good and decent. I dual wield piercing wit and soul-crushing sarcasm, and I often employ obscure one-liners from movies when trying to be funny.
I'm looking for someone human.
Someone who knows which TV show my handle is referencing.
Someone who thinks Patton Oswalt's unedited eight-minute ramble in "Parks and Recreation" about what he wanted to see in Star Wars Episode VII is a thing of beauty and should be immortalized in the Library of Congress.
Someone who agrees with taking the soundtracks to Marvel films and injecting popular songs based on where they appear in the movie when customizing a playlist (e.g., putting in AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" as the second track in an Iron Man 2 playlist, despite it not being part of the film score).
Someone who knows what it means to "praise the sun."
Someone who empathizes with my being so bored in Artificial Intelligence class one day that I spent the entire period transcribing the theme to "Neon Genesis Evangelion" into hiragana from memory.
Someone who can state unequivocally that her life was changed the day she first heard "Holy Diver" by Dio.
Someone who, within a week of adopting her dog, resigned as the dog's mom and began calling herself the dog's sister.
Someone who's adept at getting up early and staying up late, all while maintaining an air of uninterrupted prosperity. Bonus points if you don't know much about Cinco de Mayo.
Someone who definitely cried at the end of "Hamilton".
Someone who abhors useless online dating mechanics - winks, likes, favorites, interested ins - and is looking to have a real conversation about something, or everything, or even nothing, in hopes that it'll go somewhere, everywhere, or even Knowhere.
I will find you, even if it means blue’ing myself.
I'm looking for someone human.
Someone who knows which TV show my handle is referencing.
Someone who thinks Patton Oswalt's unedited eight-minute ramble in "Parks and Recreation" about what he wanted to see in Star Wars Episode VII is a thing of beauty and should be immortalized in the Library of Congress.
Someone who agrees with taking the soundtracks to Marvel films and injecting popular songs based on where they appear in the movie when customizing a playlist (e.g., putting in AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" as the second track in an Iron Man 2 playlist, despite it not being part of the film score).
Someone who knows what it means to "praise the sun."
Someone who empathizes with my being so bored in Artificial Intelligence class one day that I spent the entire period transcribing the theme to "Neon Genesis Evangelion" into hiragana from memory.
Someone who can state unequivocally that her life was changed the day she first heard "Holy Diver" by Dio.
Someone who, within a week of adopting her dog, resigned as the dog's mom and began calling herself the dog's sister.
Someone who's adept at getting up early and staying up late, all while maintaining an air of uninterrupted prosperity. Bonus points if you don't know much about Cinco de Mayo.
Someone who definitely cried at the end of "Hamilton".
Someone who abhors useless online dating mechanics - winks, likes, favorites, interested ins - and is looking to have a real conversation about something, or everything, or even nothing, in hopes that it'll go somewhere, everywhere, or even Knowhere.
I will find you, even if it means blue’ing myself.
Jelentkezzen
Nyilas
Megjelenés és helyzete
Testalkatom
Átlagos
Magasságom
1.52 m
Szemeim színe
Mogyoróbarna
Etnicitásom
Kaukázusi
Családi állapotom
Sosem volt házas
Vannak gyerekeim
Nem
Szeretnék gyerekeket
Nem biztos benne
Az amire büszke vagyok:
Haj
Testművészet
Nem is gondolkodom ilyenen
Hajam színe:
Barna
Háziállatjaim
Kutya
Költözködés?
Nem
Állapot
Képzettségem
Főiskolai végzettség
Foglalkoztatásom
Önálló vállalkozó
Specialitásom
Jog
Munkaköröm
paralegal
Lakáshelyzet
A szobatársa(i)mmal, A szüleimmel, A háziállataimmal
Otthon
Nyugodt környezet
Dohányzom
Nem
Kedvelem az alkoholt
Igen - társaságban
Személyiség
A középiskolában
Csendeske
Szociális magatartásom:
Tartózkodó, Szégyenlős, Figyelmes, Antiszociális, Barátságos, Komikus
Hobbijaim:
Vacsorák, Edzés, Tanulás, Zene, Televizió, Filmek, Internet, Játékok, Színház, Számítógépek
Tökéletes szórakozás?
Barátkozás, Otthon tartózkodás, Új dolgok kipróbálása, Filmezés, Lazítás, Számítógépes játékok, Televizió, Koncert, Múzeum
A tökéletes első randi így néz ki számomra:
eating or getting coffee someplace local and/or hanging out at our waterfront in the late afternoon or evening.
Így látnak barátaim:
Barátságos, Királyinak, Titokzatosnak, Ostobának, Flörtölőnek
Nézetek
Vallási nézeteim:
Ateista
Részt veszek a vallási szertartásokon:
Évente egyszer
Életcélom:
To never again have to fill out one of these profiles.
Humorérzékem:
Hajtűdobáló, Okos, Szarkasztikus, Barátságos, Ostobának, Titokzatosnak, Burleszk, Szadista
keres
Mit tart vonzónak?
Szellemesség, Flörtölős, Hatalom, Spontaneitás, Különlegességek, Merészség, Érzékenység, Empátia, Ügyesség, Humor, Jó kinézet, Komolyság, Tudás, Passzivitás
Mi az ami után kutat?
Friend; co-op gamer; cuddle-buddy; life companion.
Mi után kutat?
Barát, Dátum, Intim kapcsolat, Elkötelezettség, Egyéb