All of the good ones aren’t gone.
jayzipxul
San Antonio, Texas | Mann Søker A Kvinne
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Jay
Jeg kan snakke
Norsk
Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som
I’m legally blind, and have been since birth. I’m searching for a life-long “other half”, someone to hang out with, to share with, and to play with. I love people watching, so be ready for fairs, carnivals, festivals, and the like. I’m also into just sitting and talking over dinner, or spending hours being amateur movie critics. Star Trek and Fried Green Tomato’s…I go either way!
I’m slightly nerdy, pretty plain, practical, laid back, and down to earth with older-fashioned morals and values. I enjoy quality things, and quality people. I’m mentally rock-solid, I don’t panic, and I have a fuse more than a mile long. I’m not into video games, nor am I into sports; I'm not the rugged outdoorsy Alpha hunter fisher hiking kayaking type. You might talk me into camping, but you’ll definitely have to bribe me :).. I'm the responsible intelligent educated "trove of information and random trivia, can carry on stimulating conversation about almost anything for hours" type. I speak fluently in movie quotes and references.
I generally make sure that everyone else is taken care of first, and I'll take care of you when you're sick. :) I’ve been a professional massage therapist; I’ll let your mind wander. I’m also a pretty fantastic listener...so I’ve heard. I absolutely love thunderstorms and rainy days.
I'm not really outgoing, more reserved actually (INTJ for those interested). I'm a really great guy to have around in a crisis. I can change a tire...but AAA is much easier, and they have bigger tools!......ummm, wait????? :))))
I have a uniquely dry sense of humor, with seemingly impeccable comedic timing (see above!); I’m the one who will make you spray coke out your nose or wet your pants...or both...at the same time...while driving!! (sorry, it just happens that way) :). I'm certainly mature, but I can be a total cornball depending on who I'm with and what I'm doing. I've been called a dork more times than I can count.
I’m generally neat, clean, and kept. I look my age, but I’ve earned it. Much of it is by design though; I play the roll of distinguished and trusted professional, so I must look and act the part; my spirit however, Is still somewhere in its late 30's, early 40’s. I’m youthful, I still watch 80’s movies and cartoons, and I'm a moderate SciFi geek!
I don't play mind-games, and I don't stray from my girl. I don’t like drama, I really don't like foul language, and I deplore "crude". I don't like those with a snarky sarcastic attitude, nor those who obsessively complain about everything. I am not a fan of heavy make-up (ok, make-up at all really, I like the real person), fake hair, fake nails, tattoos, piercings, loud, obnoxious, smokers, drinkers, or drug users. And manners matter.
I'm all about calm, peaceful, and quiet...less the occasional "just gotta crank it" tunes; I'm also usually up for a good concert or show. As you might imagine by now, I’m not into bars at all. When I'm home, you'll most likely find Pandora on the TV, playing light jazz...”at a reasonable volume".
I’m slightly nerdy, pretty plain, practical, laid back, and down to earth with older-fashioned morals and values. I enjoy quality things, and quality people. I’m mentally rock-solid, I don’t panic, and I have a fuse more than a mile long. I’m not into video games, nor am I into sports; I'm not the rugged outdoorsy Alpha hunter fisher hiking kayaking type. You might talk me into camping, but you’ll definitely have to bribe me :).. I'm the responsible intelligent educated "trove of information and random trivia, can carry on stimulating conversation about almost anything for hours" type. I speak fluently in movie quotes and references.
I generally make sure that everyone else is taken care of first, and I'll take care of you when you're sick. :) I’ve been a professional massage therapist; I’ll let your mind wander. I’m also a pretty fantastic listener...so I’ve heard. I absolutely love thunderstorms and rainy days.
I'm not really outgoing, more reserved actually (INTJ for those interested). I'm a really great guy to have around in a crisis. I can change a tire...but AAA is much easier, and they have bigger tools!......ummm, wait????? :))))
I have a uniquely dry sense of humor, with seemingly impeccable comedic timing (see above!); I’m the one who will make you spray coke out your nose or wet your pants...or both...at the same time...while driving!! (sorry, it just happens that way) :). I'm certainly mature, but I can be a total cornball depending on who I'm with and what I'm doing. I've been called a dork more times than I can count.
I’m generally neat, clean, and kept. I look my age, but I’ve earned it. Much of it is by design though; I play the roll of distinguished and trusted professional, so I must look and act the part; my spirit however, Is still somewhere in its late 30's, early 40’s. I’m youthful, I still watch 80’s movies and cartoons, and I'm a moderate SciFi geek!
I don't play mind-games, and I don't stray from my girl. I don’t like drama, I really don't like foul language, and I deplore "crude". I don't like those with a snarky sarcastic attitude, nor those who obsessively complain about everything. I am not a fan of heavy make-up (ok, make-up at all really, I like the real person), fake hair, fake nails, tattoos, piercings, loud, obnoxious, smokers, drinkers, or drug users. And manners matter.
I'm all about calm, peaceful, and quiet...less the occasional "just gotta crank it" tunes; I'm also usually up for a good concert or show. As you might imagine by now, I’m not into bars at all. When I'm home, you'll most likely find Pandora on the TV, playing light jazz...”at a reasonable volume".
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Skytten
Utseende & Situasjon
My Kroppstype er
Ett par ekstra kilo
Min høyde er
5 '11 (1,8 m)
Øynene mine er
Brun
Min etnisitet er
kaukasisk
Min Sivilsituasjon er
Separert
Jeg har barn
Nei
Jeg vil ha barn
Nei
Kropps kunst
Vill ikke engang tenke på det
Mitt hår er
Sølv
Jeg har en eller flere av disse
Katt
Villing til å flytte
Nei
Status
Min Utdanningsnivå Er
Universitetsgrad
Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er
Selvstendig næringsdrivende
Min spesialitet er
Medisin / helse
Minn jobb tittel er
Chiropractic Doctor
Jeg bor
Alene, Med kjæledyr
Hjemme
Alt er rolig
Jeg er en røyker
Nei
Jeg drikker
Nei
Personlighet
Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg
Den stille
Min sosiale atferd er
Reservert, Observant, Vennlig, Komisk
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Restaurant, Lære, Tv, Filmer, Internett
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Være med venner, Shoppe, Være hjemme, Kino, Slappe av, Sove, Tv, Gå på museum
En ideel første date vil være
Whatever we may have in common. I might say RenFest, but that may be just a bit too much for a first date, so maybe a local festival or county fair to test the waters, then we can go all-in! :). I bet we can think of something/
Mine venner beskriver meg som
Vennlig, Kul, Perfekt, obskur, Tullete
Visninger
Min religion er
Åndelig men ikke religiøs
Jeg går på gudstjeneste
Aldri
Mitt mål i livet er
Start slow, and taper off!
Min humoristiske sans er
Campy / overdrevet, Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Vennlig, Tullete, obskur
Smak
På TV ser jeg alltid på
Tegneserier, Dokumentarer, Drama, Instruksjonsvideo, Filmer, Repriser
Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en
Action, Science Fiction, Komedie, Drama, Dokumentar, Familie
Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på
Land, Rock, Electro, Pop, Klassisk, Støvsuger lyder, Jazz, New age, omgivende, Soul, Folkemusikk
Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid
Jeg liker ikke å lese
Min idé av å ha det gøy er
Not working or going to school. I love “people watching”, so you might find me at the mall, or a carnival. I really wanna go on a cruise. “Paying around” is also usually pretty fun:)
Leter etter
Hva finner du attraktivt?
vett, flørtende, Spontanitet, Følsomhet, Empati, Humor, Flott utseende, Omtanksfull, Passivitet
Hva ser du etter?
I'm old fashioned, so I'm going to be very honest. Im looking for someone who’s young, small, and white. Education, wealth, and status aren't that important to me. I'm searching for a best friend; someone who’s all "Girl", and enjoys being a girl. Simple, shy, quiet, generally conservative. The “home-body bookworm nerd girl next door” type with a pleasant way about her. One who looks cute in a simple dress and flats, or sweats and converse. A wholesome soul who's sweet, caring, happy, fun, playful, soft, and loyal who still gets excited about birthdays and Christmas. I love a girl who can pull off double braids, and who might know ASMR.
Hva slag forhold søker du?
Intim, Forpliktet