All of the good ones aren’t gone.
jayzipxul
San Antonio, Texas | Homem Procurando um Mulher
Informação Básica
Primeiro Nome
Jay
Eu Sei Falar
Inglês
Me Descreveria Como
I’m legally blind, and have been since birth. I’m searching for a life-long “other half”, someone to hang out with, to share with, and to play with. I love people watching, so be ready for fairs, carnivals, festivals, and the like. I’m also into just sitting and talking over dinner, or spending hours being amateur movie critics. Star Trek and Fried Green Tomato’s…I go either way!
I’m slightly nerdy, pretty plain, practical, laid back, and down to earth with older-fashioned morals and values. I enjoy quality things, and quality people. I’m mentally rock-solid, I don’t panic, and I have a fuse more than a mile long. I’m not into video games, nor am I into sports; I'm not the rugged outdoorsy Alpha hunter fisher hiking kayaking type. You might talk me into camping, but you’ll definitely have to bribe me :).. I'm the responsible intelligent educated "trove of information and random trivia, can carry on stimulating conversation about almost anything for hours" type. I speak fluently in movie quotes and references.
I generally make sure that everyone else is taken care of first, and I'll take care of you when you're sick. :) I’ve been a professional massage therapist; I’ll let your mind wander. I’m also a pretty fantastic listener...so I’ve heard. I absolutely love thunderstorms and rainy days.
I'm not really outgoing, more reserved actually (INTJ for those interested). I'm a really great guy to have around in a crisis. I can change a tire...but AAA is much easier, and they have bigger tools!......ummm, wait????? :))))
I have a uniquely dry sense of humor, with seemingly impeccable comedic timing (see above!); I’m the one who will make you spray coke out your nose or wet your pants...or both...at the same time...while driving!! (sorry, it just happens that way) :). I'm certainly mature, but I can be a total cornball depending on who I'm with and what I'm doing. I've been called a dork more times than I can count.
I’m generally neat, clean, and kept. I look my age, but I’ve earned it. Much of it is by design though; I play the roll of distinguished and trusted professional, so I must look and act the part; my spirit however, Is still somewhere in its late 30's, early 40’s. I’m youthful, I still watch 80’s movies and cartoons, and I'm a moderate SciFi geek!
I don't play mind-games, and I don't stray from my girl. I don’t like drama, I really don't like foul language, and I deplore "crude". I don't like those with a snarky sarcastic attitude, nor those who obsessively complain about everything. I am not a fan of heavy make-up (ok, make-up at all really, I like the real person), fake hair, fake nails, tattoos, piercings, loud, obnoxious, smokers, drinkers, or drug users. And manners matter.
I'm all about calm, peaceful, and quiet...less the occasional "just gotta crank it" tunes; I'm also usually up for a good concert or show. As you might imagine by now, I’m not into bars at all. When I'm home, you'll most likely find Pandora on the TV, playing light jazz...”at a reasonable volume".
I’m slightly nerdy, pretty plain, practical, laid back, and down to earth with older-fashioned morals and values. I enjoy quality things, and quality people. I’m mentally rock-solid, I don’t panic, and I have a fuse more than a mile long. I’m not into video games, nor am I into sports; I'm not the rugged outdoorsy Alpha hunter fisher hiking kayaking type. You might talk me into camping, but you’ll definitely have to bribe me :).. I'm the responsible intelligent educated "trove of information and random trivia, can carry on stimulating conversation about almost anything for hours" type. I speak fluently in movie quotes and references.
I generally make sure that everyone else is taken care of first, and I'll take care of you when you're sick. :) I’ve been a professional massage therapist; I’ll let your mind wander. I’m also a pretty fantastic listener...so I’ve heard. I absolutely love thunderstorms and rainy days.
I'm not really outgoing, more reserved actually (INTJ for those interested). I'm a really great guy to have around in a crisis. I can change a tire...but AAA is much easier, and they have bigger tools!......ummm, wait????? :))))
I have a uniquely dry sense of humor, with seemingly impeccable comedic timing (see above!); I’m the one who will make you spray coke out your nose or wet your pants...or both...at the same time...while driving!! (sorry, it just happens that way) :). I'm certainly mature, but I can be a total cornball depending on who I'm with and what I'm doing. I've been called a dork more times than I can count.
I’m generally neat, clean, and kept. I look my age, but I’ve earned it. Much of it is by design though; I play the roll of distinguished and trusted professional, so I must look and act the part; my spirit however, Is still somewhere in its late 30's, early 40’s. I’m youthful, I still watch 80’s movies and cartoons, and I'm a moderate SciFi geek!
I don't play mind-games, and I don't stray from my girl. I don’t like drama, I really don't like foul language, and I deplore "crude". I don't like those with a snarky sarcastic attitude, nor those who obsessively complain about everything. I am not a fan of heavy make-up (ok, make-up at all really, I like the real person), fake hair, fake nails, tattoos, piercings, loud, obnoxious, smokers, drinkers, or drug users. And manners matter.
I'm all about calm, peaceful, and quiet...less the occasional "just gotta crank it" tunes; I'm also usually up for a good concert or show. As you might imagine by now, I’m not into bars at all. When I'm home, you'll most likely find Pandora on the TV, playing light jazz...”at a reasonable volume".
Signo
Sagitário
Aparência & Situação
Meu Tipo de Corpo:
Com Alguns Quilos Extra
Minha Altura:
1.8 m
Cor dos Olhos:
Marrons
Minha Etnia:
Caucasiana
Minha Situação Conjugal:
Separado
Com Filhos?
Não
Quer Ter Filhos?
Não
Arte no Corpo
Eu Nem Poderia Pensar Nisto
Cor de Cabelo:
Prateada
Animais Que Possuo:
Gato
Disposto/a a Mudar de Morada?
Não
Status
Nível Educacional
Diploma Universitário
Ocupação
Autoempregado/a
Especialização
Medicina / Saúde
Meu Título de Trabalho É
Chiropractic Doctor
Eu Moro
Sozinho, Com Bicho(s) de Estimação
Em Casa
Tudo Está Calmo
Eu Fumo
Não
Eu Bebo
Não
Personalidade
No Colegial, Eu Era Um
O/A Calminho/a
Meu Comportamento Social É
Reservado, Observador, Amigável, Cômico/a
Meus Interesses e Atividades São
Jantar, Aprender, TV, Filmes, Internet
Minha Ideia De Um Momento Ideal É
Sair Com Os Amigos, Ir Às Compras, Ficar Em Casa, Cinema, Relaxar, Dormi, TV, Ir A Um Museu
Um Primeiro Encontro Ideal Seria
Whatever we may have in common. I might say RenFest, but that may be just a bit too much for a first date, so maybe a local festival or county fair to test the waters, then we can go all-in! :). I bet we can think of something/
Meus Amigos Me Descrevem Como Sendo
Amigável, Legal, Perfeito, Obscuro/a, Pateta
Vistas
Minha Religião É
Espiritualizado Mas Não Religioso
Frequento Serviços
Nunca
Meu Objetivo na Vida É
Start slow, and taper off!
Meu Tipo de Humor É
Afetado/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Amigável, Pateta, Obscuro/a
Gosto
Na TV, Eu Sempre Assisto
Desenhos, Documentários, Dramas, Educativo, Filmes, Reprises/Repetições
Quando Eu Vou Ao Cinema, Eu Sempre Vou Para Ver Um
Ação, Ficção Científica, Comédia, Drama, Documentário, Família
Quando Eu Ouço Música, Eu Sempre Ouço
Sertaneja, Rock, Eletrônica, Pop, Clássica, Barulho de Aspirador de Pó, Jazz, New age, Ambiente, Soul, Popular
Quando Eu Leio, Eu Sempre Leio
Não gosto de ler
Para mim, Diversão É
Not working or going to school. I love “people watching”, so you might find me at the mall, or a carnival. I really wanna go on a cruise. “Paying around” is also usually pretty fun:)
À procura de
O Que Você Acha Atraente?
Espirituoso/a, Marotice, Espontaneidade, Sensibilidade, Empatia, Humor, Boa Aparência, Consideração Pelos Outros, Passividade
O Que Você Procura?
I'm old fashioned, so I'm going to be very honest. Im looking for someone who’s young, small, and white. Education, wealth, and status aren't that important to me. I'm searching for a best friend; someone who’s all "Girl", and enjoys being a girl. Simple, shy, quiet, generally conservative. The “home-body bookworm nerd girl next door” type with a pleasant way about her. One who looks cute in a simple dress and flats, or sweats and converse. A wholesome soul who's sweet, caring, happy, fun, playful, soft, and loyal who still gets excited about birthdays and Christmas. I love a girl who can pull off double braids, and who might know ASMR.
Que Tipo de Relacionamento Você Procura?
Íntimo, Comprometido/a